| #
| Citat
| Källa
| Betyg
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| 1 |
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
|
Demetri Martin |
2.30 |
| 2 |
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
|
John Alexander Thom |
3.35 |
| 3 |
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
|
Dale Carnegie |
3.21 |
| 4 |
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
|
Erica Jong (How to Save Your Own Life, 1977) |
3.31 |
| 5 |
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
|
Will Rogers |
3.26 |
| 6 |
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
|
Phyllis Diller |
3.15 |
| 7 |
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
|
Jack Nicholson |
3.00 |
| 8 |
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
|
Benny Hill |
2.75 |
| 9 |
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
|
Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory |
2.25 |
| 10 |
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
|
George Burns |
3.09 |
| 11 |
That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10.
|
Harvey Kietel (Pulp Fiction) |
2.73 |
| 12 |
My Brain? It's my second favorite organ.
|
Woody Allen |
1.56 |
| 13 |
Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
|
Sean William Scott (American Pie 2) |
1.25 |
| 14 |
My son has his hand glued to his penis.
|
Eugene Levy |
2.29 |
| 15 |
Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby.
|
Sean William Scott |
2.67 |
| 16 |
Never let go
|
Leonardo DiCaprio |
3.15 |
| 17 |
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
|
Shrek |
2.33 |
| 18 |
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
|
Steve Martin |
2.75 |
| 19 |
Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best.
|
Woody Allen |
3.25 |
| 20 |
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
|
Rodney Dangerfield |
2.38 |
