Marriage

# Citat Källa Betyg
1 It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Drew Carey 2.30
2 Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Madeleine Kahn (from the film Clue - 1985 - Jonath 2.67
3 I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield 2.10
4 A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne 2.65
5 A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck 2.50
6 A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor 3.14
7 A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams 2.45
8 A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. Grace Hansen 2.67
9 Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. H. L. Mencken 2.54
10 Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor 2.40
11 He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West 2.10
12 If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King 1.81
13 It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost 2.36
14 Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. Thornton Wilder 2.44
15 Marriage is a mistake every man should make. George Jessel 2.71
16 Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Gilbert K. Chesterton 3.15
17 Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome 3.05
18 Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Alan King 2.25
19 Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. Michel de Montaigne 2.55
20 Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued. Robert Graves 3.14