| #
| Citat
| Källa
| Betyg
|
| 1 |
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
|
Drew Carey |
3.12 |
| 2 |
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
|
Michael Sinz |
1.92 |
| 3 |
Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love
|
Unknown |
2.47 |
| 4 |
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
|
Woody Allen |
2.58 |
| 5 |
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
|
Brendan Francis. |
2.94 |
| 6 |
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
|
Denis Leary |
3.08 |
| 7 |
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
|
Emo Philips |
2.33 |
| 8 |
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
|
Charles Pierce. |
3.38 |
| 9 |
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
|
Woody Allen |
2.60 |
| 10 |
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
|
Robin Williams. |
3.08 |
| 11 |
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
|
RD Laing. |
2.00 |
| 12 |
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
|
Woody Allen |
2.82 |
| 13 |
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
|
Edgar Wallace. |
2.50 |
| 14 |
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
|
Woody Allen |
1.92 |
| 15 |
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
|
Emo Philips |
1.88 |
| 16 |
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
|
Matt Groening. |
2.72 |
| 17 |
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
|
Joan Rivers. |
2.73 |
| 18 |
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
|
Woody Allen |
2.86 |
| 19 |
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
|
Emo Philips |
3.23 |
| 20 |
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
|
Ken Hammond. |
2.75 |
