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# Citat Källa Betyg
1 My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Grandpa Simpson 2.08
2 Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Homer Simpson 2.69
3 Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Homer Simpson 2.22
4 Me fail English? That's unpossible. Ralph Wiggum 3.00
5 When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. Ralph Wiggum 1.85
6 Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Ralph Wiggum 2.80
7 What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. Bart Simpson 3.11
8 You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you. Peter Griffin 2.70
9 Hey Bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here? Brian Griffin 2.23
10 Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back? Cleveland 2.77
11 Well, Peter, if you plan to pull a party out of your ass, you better stand up. Brian Griffin 1.50
12 I don't need to $@%# impress you. Stewie Griffin 3.29
13 I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy. Adam West 2.71
14 Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man. Peter Griffin 3.48
15 My dad's worked at that mill for 60 years. That's almost 80 years! Peter Griffin 2.44
16 Do these huggies make my ass look big? Stewie Griffin 2.80
17 Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. Peter Griffin 2.91
18 Damn you! Damn the broccoli! Damn the Wright Brothers! Stewie Griffin 1.50
19 Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that Stewie Griffin 2.25
20 The Griffins. Bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me. All right. Quagmire 1.67