| #
| Citat
| Källa
| Betyg
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| 1 |
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
|
Grandpa Simpson |
2.08 |
| 2 |
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
|
Homer Simpson |
2.69 |
| 3 |
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
|
Homer Simpson |
2.22 |
| 4 |
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
|
Ralph Wiggum |
3.00 |
| 5 |
When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
|
Ralph Wiggum |
1.85 |
| 6 |
Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.
|
Ralph Wiggum |
2.80 |
| 7 |
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
|
Bart Simpson |
3.11 |
| 8 |
You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you.
|
Peter Griffin |
2.70 |
| 9 |
Hey Bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
|
Brian Griffin |
2.23 |
| 10 |
Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?
|
Cleveland |
2.77 |
| 11 |
Well, Peter, if you plan to pull a party out of your ass, you better stand up.
|
Brian Griffin |
1.50 |
| 12 |
I don't need to $@%# impress you.
|
Stewie Griffin |
3.29 |
| 13 |
I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.
|
Adam West |
2.71 |
| 14 |
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
|
Peter Griffin |
3.48 |
| 15 |
My dad's worked at that mill for 60 years. That's almost 80 years!
|
Peter Griffin |
2.44 |
| 16 |
Do these huggies make my ass look big?
|
Stewie Griffin |
2.80 |
| 17 |
Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
|
Peter Griffin |
2.91 |
| 18 |
Damn you! Damn the broccoli! Damn the Wright Brothers!
|
Stewie Griffin |
1.50 |
| 19 |
Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that
|
Stewie Griffin |
2.25 |
| 20 |
The Griffins. Bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me. All right.
|
Quagmire |
1.67 |
