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| In this category we've collected all the funny and hilarious quotes. If you're looking for a good laugh, you've found the right category! |
| # | Quote | Source | Rating |
| 1 | The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on | Robert Bloch | 3 |
| 2 | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing | Unknown | 2 |
| 3 | Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. | George Burns | 3 |
| 4 | I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. | Steven Wright | 3 |
| 5 | I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. | Rodney Dangerfield | 4 |
| 6 | If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. | Alan King | 3 |
| 7 | Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over | Unknown | 3 |
| 8 | A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it | Bob Hope | 4 |
| 9 | A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. | William C. Feather. | 3 |
| 10 | A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. | Michel de Montaigne | 4 |
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