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In this category we've collected all the funny and hilarious quotes. If you're looking for a good laugh, you've found the right category!



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91I never said most of the things I said. Yogi Berra4
92I speak two languages, Body and English.Mae West4
93I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the li...Elton John.4
94I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart...Demetri Martin3
95I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?Jerry Seinfield3
96I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.Tom Clark.3
97I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.Bernard Manning.4
98I'm not a breast man, I'm a breast person.Jo.2
99I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.Woody Allen2
100I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.Patrick Murray.4

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