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In this category we've collected all the funny and hilarious quotes. If you're looking for a good laugh, you've found the right category!



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31Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.Toby Harrah.4
32Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.George F. Will.4
33Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.Homer Simpson4
34Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.Joan Rivers.1
35Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wifeGroucho Marx3
36Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.Leonard Brandwein.5
37Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. Samuel Butler3
38Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night; Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest o...Unknown4
39But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’...Comic Book Guy3
40Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!Chief Wiggum2

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