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| In this category we've collected all the funny and hilarious quotes. If you're looking for a good laugh, you've found the right category! |
| # | Quote | Source | Rating |
| 41 | Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. | Rita May Brown. | 3 |
| 42 | Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. | Pablo Picasso | 3 |
| 43 | Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a cra... | Grandpa Simpson | 3 |
| 44 | Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. | Sean William Scott | 4 |
| 45 | Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little a... | George Burns. | 4 |
| 46 | Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff. | Unknown | 2 |
| 47 | Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. | Woody Allen | 2 |
| 48 | Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me. | Marshall Mathers | 4 |
| 49 | Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care abou... | Troy McClure | 4 |
| 50 | Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO! | Duffman | 2 |
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