| #
| Pickupline
| Source
| Score
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| 1 |
You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.
|
J.D |
3.63 |
| 2 |
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination
|
John Lennon |
3.50 |
| 3 |
Nobody tosses a dwarf
|
Gimli |
3.42 |
| 4 |
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
|
Steven Wright |
3.42 |
| 5 |
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
|
Peter Griffin |
3.41 |
| 6 |
Take whatever life gives you, you are lucky it is giving.... Because it can get really ugly when it starts taking...
|
Shivam Khandelwal |
3.40 |
| 7 |
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
|
Gilbert K. Chesterton |
3.40 |
| 8 |
It's hard to take positive steps, when you've burned the bridge you got to walk across.
|
J.D |
3.40 |
| 9 |
To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.
|
Marshall Mathers |
3.40 |
| 10 |
When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better.
|
Mae West. |
3.40 |
| 11 |
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch
|
Stewie Griffin |
3.39 |
| 12 |
You seem unhappy. I like that.
|
Janitor |
3.38 |
| 13 |
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
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Charles Pierce. |
3.38 |
| 14 |
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be
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Unknown |
3.38 |
| 15 |
Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?
|
Marshall Mathers |
3.38 |
| 16 |
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
|
Colin Chapman. |
3.38 |
| 17 |
A wise man does at once what a fool does finally.
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Niccolo Machiavelli |
3.38 |
| 18 |
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
|
Oscar Wilde |
3.38 |
| 19 |
I only drank so that the Statue Of Liberty would take her clothes off
|
Peter Griffin |
3.38 |
| 20 |
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either
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Unknown |
3.37 |