Marriage quotes

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#	Quote	Source	Rating
1	A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.	Grace Hansen	3
2	I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.	Rodney Dangerfield	4
3	If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.	Alan King	3
4	A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.	Michel de Montaigne	4
5	A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.	John Steinbeck	2
6	A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.	Zsa Zsa Gabor	2
7	A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.	André Maurois	2
8	A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.	Duane Dewel.	3
9	A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.	Joey Adams	3
10	Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.	H. L. Mencken	3

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