Sex quotes

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#	Quote	Source	Rating
1	A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.	Woody Allen	3
2	An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.	Edgar Wallace.	4
3	Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.	Joan Rivers.	1
4	Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.	Woody Allen	3
5	Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.	Woody Allen	2
6	Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch	Kit (Laura San Giacomo)	4
7	I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.	Woody Allen	3
8	I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.	Steve Martin	3
9	I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.	George Burns	2
10	I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the li...	Elton John.	3

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