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Sex quotes
Quotes in this category: 41
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Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
4
22
Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love
Unknown
4
23
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers.
5
24
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
Emo Philips
4
25
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl ...
Emo Philips
3
26
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
Emo Philips
3
27
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
4
28
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen
4
29
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin.
4
30
Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it's one of the bes...
Woody Allen
3
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