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Quote
Source
Rating
1
Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay
Quagmire
5
2
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
5
3
In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before t...
William Penn
5
4
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment
Mark Twain
5
5
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years
Abraham Lincoln
5
6
Tell the truth and then run
Unknown
5
7
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it
Unknown
5
8
It is never too late to be what you might have been
George Eliot
5
9
Books cannot be killed by fire. People die, but books never die. No man and no force can take from t...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
5
10
God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
Rebecca West
5
11
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Leonard Brandwein.
5
12
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night l...
Casey Stengel.
5
13
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better ...
Dick Brandon
5
14
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Brendan Francis.
5
15
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get l...
Denis Leary
5
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