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If you like laws and sausage, you should never watch either being made
Otto von Bismarck
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
Albert Einstein
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Unknown
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Unknown
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it
Bob Hope
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A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in ret...
Salman Rushdie
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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A person will be just about as happy as they make up their minds to be
Abraham Lincoln
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