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#	Quote	Source	Rating
1	A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impo...	Mr. Burns	4
2	A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.	Homer Simpson	3
3	Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!	Barney	2
4	And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.	Homer Simpson	1
5	And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you...	Krusty the Clown	3
6	And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kw...	Kent Brockman	1
7	Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank	Peter Griffin	4
8	Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?	Sideshow Bob	3
9	’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, ...	Sideshow Bob	2
10	Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he fe...	Turk	4

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