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#	Quote	Source	Rating
101	Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.	Homer Simpson	2
102	Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.	Homer Simpson	3
103	Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.	Dr. Cox	3
104	Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest as...	Comic Book Guy	3
105	Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.	Homer Simpson	2
106	Lois makes me take the rap/'Cause our check book looks like crap/Since I can't give her a slap/I nee...	Peter Griffin	3
107	Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!	Milhouse	3
108	Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.	Homer Simpson	2
109	Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Te...	Reverend Lovejoy	2
110	Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in tha...	Homer Simpson	4

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