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#	Quote	Source	Rating
61	I didn’t get rich by signing checks.	Bill Gates	3
62	I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.	Bart	3
63	I don't jump out and scare you. I follow you around all day. I only got about an hour and a half of ...	Janitor	3
64	I don't need to $@%# impress you.	Stewie Griffin	4
65	I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth other than Oh no, I'm dying, there's a bright ...	Dr. Cox	3
66	I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.	Mr. Burns	3
67	I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out.	Ted	3
68	I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through	Quagmire	4
69	I have no son! Except for Stewie... and Meg!	Peter Griffin	4
70	I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.	J.D	1

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